My name is Katsgoturtongue and I’ve been a victim ...

2008-10-07T08:54:13.990-07:00

My name is Katsgoturtongue and I’ve been a victim of “The Sneezy-Pooh.”

Back in February I was on a flight back to DC from Los Angeles as I boarded the American Airlines flight I noticed that the flight was filled with a bunch of Tweens headed for DC. Mind you I was sleep deprived and all I wanted to do was get to my seat; get comfortable and settle in for a the 5 hour flight. After putting my carry on in the overhead compartment, as I proceeded to take my seat this TWEEN who was standing in the aisle in front from me proceeded to SNEEZE on my hands. Not once! Not Twice! But THREE TIMES! And NO, the words EXCUSE or I’M SORRY never escaped from her lips! Now you know as well as I do – since 9/11 if you even think about raising your voice on a plane these days you’re subject to arrest. Ladies and Gents, this Kitty does not take kindly to being caged. Giving the TWEEN the side-eye, I quietly took my seat … pulled out my Purel Hand Sanitizer … proceeded to pour it all over my hands and arms – still giving her the side-eyed … while mumbling “See 9/11 done saved your life.”

OMG! I had an ordeal with the 'seat messer-wither"...

2008-10-06T19:11:28.045-07:00

OMG! I had an ordeal with the 'seat messer-wither" on a flight to Chicago recently. All I could feel was the kick, kick, kick of a....child! The mammie did nothing as 'little johnny' made me uncomfortable the entire flight. The icing on the cake, the kid pulled my hair ,causing me to forget the inside voice and let out a big, "ouch!" So add to the list, "control ur damn kids!"

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My name is Katsgoturtongue and I’ve been a victim ...

OMG! I had an ordeal with the 'seat messer-wither"...