Guilty Pleasure: "For The Love of Ray-J 2"

The truth can no longer be avoided.

The Professional (*gulp*) is officially hooked on Ray-J.

It started out as an accident. She caught his "For the Love of Ray-J" Season 1 by happenstance towards its tail end. She brushed it off as coonery, and paid it no mind. But then... For the Love of Ray-J: Season 2 came around. And it seemed like a lot of her friends were watching it, and The Professional hates to be left out of a conversation because of her own ill-will (*nosey*). So she watched. And she watched. And now... she can't stop watching.

Is it Ray-J's hilarity during the "confessionals?" Is it his amazing facial expressions and his refreshingly candid truth? Or perhaps its because he says exactly what The Professional is thinking in her head, yet he says it on national television... She's not sure what it is, but The Professional seems more than just a reluctant fan these days. She had this feeling once before about Ray-J. She did her best to brush it aside and ignore. But daggone it if the combination of his charm and his ability to jump on the right records at the exact right time don't make her heart open right up and want to give that man-child a bear hug!

So to Ray-J: The Professional love-love-loves the show. Its the exact right mix of entertainment and ridiculousity. She effing loves you (wait though--not like, wants to have your babies "loves you...") and is fine with this public proclamation of her adoration for your hustle. She effing loves wondering why the girls on the show wore that outfit, or why their hair looks like warm trash (perm and hot comb, anyone?). She watches with baited anticipation, and she sings...

"You ain't gon' tie me down...(tie me down...)"

Damn you, Ray-J.

Thank you, and carry on.